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Wreck The Malls

Sung to the tune of Deck The Halls

Lyrics

Wreck the Malls this Christmas Season
Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Blow your cash for no good reason
Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Push your charge card to the limit
Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Your bank account has nothing in it
Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Wreck the Malls with my friend Charlie
Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Drive to K-Mart on his Harley
Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Tamper with their Muzak System
Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Switch the tune to Twisted Sister
Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Wreck the Pet Store do some damage
Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Send the beagles on a rampage
Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Acting in an uncouth manner
Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Drop your drawers and moon that Santa
Fa la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
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